Kids say the "darndest" things

For those of you that are not family, you need to know that Keira is 5 and Kai is 7

Me- "Keira, I think you should rub my back. It would really make me feel better."

Keira- "Um...I don't think that sounds like a good plan."

Keira- "Daddy, you are going to be a good looking hippie next year for Halloween!"

Kai- "I think they're called Humpies, not hippies." 

Edwin-"Keira, if you could choose any College to go to, where would you go?"

Keira-"Disneyworld!"