Enjoy!
* Nurse- "Michelle, whats your highest level of education, and your job?"
Me- "Masters, and homemaker. I make smart cookies!"
* Foreign anesthesiologist- He asked me three questions with his BACK to me.
Me to Nurse- "What is he saying?!"(I couldnt understand him!)
Me to Anesthesiologist- I'm putting my life in your hands; can you please look at me?!"
*Me- "I haven't eaten in over 24 hours. I would like to be eating a Cinnabon during my last push, followed by french toast, and a Citrus Squeeze from Jamba Juice"
*Nurse to me- "the contractions are getting stronger now, so this will really test your pain tolerance."
Me- "I have IBS, it can't be worse than that!"
Nurse- "Oh, you'll be fine then!"
*My Dad was standing behind a curtain during delivery, auto taping the delivery
Me- "That has to be illegal!"
*We had not made up our minds on Kase's middle name; Holden or Michael. The lady to complete the birth certificate walked in and asked, so we told her to come back in 5 minutes!
Me- "What's his middle name?!"
Edwin- "Let's play rock, paper, scissors for it!"
My Dad- "Since Edwin likes poker, I think it should be Kase Holdem"
Hope that gave you a good laugh!
I love that you wanted a Cinnabon during your last push. That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing, you are funny :)
ReplyDeleteGreat idea by your Mom...those were great! ha
ReplyDeleteThose are so funny. I wish my husband had done that. I was never on drugs though so I might not have been so funny.
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